Dear Bank Manager ...

As someone struggling with reduced capacity to repay my commitments in my own little micro-economy, might I suggest that we try to formulate a rescue plan for me, based on the proposals to save the euro. It seems that if you lend me even MORE, I can leverage the debt by selling it on nearly tenfold and make enough to trade my way out of my indebtedness to you. Maybe Tony Blair can broker the deal - I think he's still got at least one golden finger to stick in a pie somewhere.
Deal or No Deal?